welcome to the paradox

Chemistry
Test tube just blew right up in front of me
Thank God for goggles or I wouldn’t see
‘Cause I screwed up in
Chemistry

Sodium
Man what was I thinking that was dumb
I could have totally just lost my thumb
Because of all this
Sodium

I
Did
My math wrong
Gone Pete Tong
All over me
I’m
Last
In this class
But it still looked really nea-ea-ea-eat

Chemistry
They’ll be pulling shards of glass from me
Maybe I could join the ministry
To save them from my
Chemistry
To save them from my
Chemistry

These are my exact thoughts. thank you anonymous.